Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

[Aristus]

Two shots to get the party started.

Now, a Russian Quaalude: vodka, Irish Cream, and Frangelico. Yummy! Makes for a nice dessert cocktail.

I love you all…

[True Dough]

1. I know, I know!

Could you be any more handsome???

[Aristus]

3. I think there's unexplored potential.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. I wish you were my PCP.

The annual visits would be more fun.

[Aristus]

4. My patients loved me.

I’m the fun medical provider. Always have a lot of jokes ready.

[central scrutinizer]

5. My urologist was a real card

I’m on the table, all prepped for my vasectomy, and he says, completely deadpan, “you know, I’ve always wanted to try one of these.”

[EYESORE 9001]

6. 'I'm sure I'll find my way around down there in no time'

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

7. When I got my vasectomy...

I knew my urologist had a sense of humor so when he told me I’d feel a slight stick, I said “well at least you didn’t say a small prick”. He paused the procedure to laugh.

[Aristus]

8. I have a couple of favorite jokes.

When I’m washing my hands prior to doing an exam of any kind, I turn toward the patient and say: “I washed my hands yesterday, but you can’t be too careful, right?”

Another is when I’m doing some kind of invasive procedure. I’ll administer the local anesthetic, then tell the patient: “Now we just need to get Tiny and Crusher in here to hold you down and muffle your screams.”

[True Dough]

9. And this is how I'd make your day...

I'd be carrying those two bottles of booze into the doctor's office for you too!

[Aristus]

10. Very nice. Very generous.

If your visit goes well, we can crack them together. 🥂

[JoseBalow]

11. "Just relax and breathe, Bob. It will all be over soon, and everything will turn out fine."

"My name is Steven, doctor..."

"No, I'm Bob."