Trump Trolls Trump Week 77
Mary L Trump
Donald promised the biggest fireworks display in human history to celebrate our country’s 250th birthday, which, as you probably know, was on July 4. Well, there were just a couple of problems. The fireworks did not technically happen until July 5 because, like most people on the planet, Mother Nature hates Donald and sent some truly awful weather. Then there was another problem.
As you can see, those are actually fireworks, but you cannot really tell because, pro tip, do not set off fireworks during a heat dome. Otherwise, all you get is one enormous cloud of smoke and a whole lot of asthma attacks. It looked less like a celebration of America and more like the apocalypse because that is exactly what living through the Trump regime feels like.
Of course, this is also exactly what we have come to expect from Donald: a complete disaster. An expensive and unnecessary disaster entirely of his own making. So, as always, credit where credit is due. Donald, well done.
Welcome to this week’s episode of Trump Trolls Trump. It has now been 537 days since Inauguration Day, January 20, 2025. Thank you once again to the 78 million people who voted for him. And thank you to the more than 80 million eligible voters who could not even be bothered to vote. Truly.
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