'The Order of The Aggrieved And Unlaid' - jojofromjerz
"Who the fuck are THESE losers to decide what a man is?"
"No, seriously."
"Has the universe truly gazed upon Ted Cruz, Ken Pedo-Protector Paxton, Stephen Ugly Fuck Miller, Elon Musk, JD Vance, Donald Trump and this twitchy congregation of pork-flavored peacocks, foam-stabilized man-children and swagger-sloshed zealot-chihuahuas and thought: Yes. These oddly overconfident disasters. These half-fermented men. These off-brand action figures melting on the dashboard of a rental Kia. THESE shall be America’s Supreme Court of Manhood?"
"Like God got bored, reached into a grab bag of bonerless reprobates and said, 'Fuck it, close enough.'
Ted Cruz, marinating inside mom jeans apparently inherited from a disappointed aunt, jowls trembling like uncooked flan beneath a face that reads less 'human' and more 'divine dare.' A man who looks like he Googles 'how to stand' every morning and still gets it wrong."
"Stephen Miller, aka: 'the ugly fuck,' the haunted bureaucratic homunculus forged from a hairless mole rat, a paperwork error and the aesthetic profile of a mildly haunted testicle, gliding through hallways like a Victorian child ghost who died of spite. A man who looks personally offended by sunlight, carbohydrates, hugs and the existence of joy."
Continued at link:
https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/the-order-of-the-aggrieved-and-unlaid?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios