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sop

(19,389 posts)
Sat May 23, 2026, 03:34 PM Yesterday

'Bill Cassidy Can Go Fuck Himself' - Jojofromjerz

"Bill Cassidy can go fuck himself."

"And not in the lazy, drive-by, internet-comment-section sense where irritation clears its throat, mutters something impolite, and wanders off to microwave leftovers. I mean in the profound, soul-abrasive sense reserved for people whose cowardice arrives dressed as prudence, whose capitulation spends months laundering itself into something respectable, whose betrayal comes perfumed in physicianly concern and Senate diction while actual human beings pay for those choices in insulin rationing, delayed scans, emergency rooms thick with antiseptic, dread, and coffee burnt so dark at three in the morning it feels less like a beverage and more like survival dissolved into liquid."

"Bill Cassidy can go fuck himself so comprehensively, so humiliatingly, so spiritually inside-out that halfway through the ordeal he pauses, bewildered and winded, leaves a crumpled ten-dollar bill on the bedside table for himself, mutters, 'Keep the change, champ,' and shuffles away with the slow, nauseating realization that self-respect quietly filed for divorce sometime around the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. confirmation hearings."

"Because the grotesque thing about Bill Cassidy is not ignorance."

"Ignorance at least possesses tragic sincerity. Fanaticism has pulse. Even madness has the decency to commit."

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https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/bill-cassidy-can-go-fuck-himself?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios

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'Bill Cassidy Can Go Fuck Himself' - Jojofromjerz (Original Post) sop Yesterday OP
Why? Why? Do they go along with this shit? The man is an actual doctor Walleye Yesterday #1
"first do no harm" rampartd 23 hrs ago #3
I can only conclude that the Republicans actually hate us. I wish they would go live someplace where they're Walleye 23 hrs ago #4
the megachurch faction has been trained from birth rampartd 23 hrs ago #5
I'd rather see him fornicate a porcupine...... lastlib Yesterday #2

Walleye

(45,542 posts)
1. Why? Why? Do they go along with this shit? The man is an actual doctor
Sat May 23, 2026, 03:54 PM
Yesterday

Has he no respect whatever for his profession? Cassidy should be sent to take care of the kids with measles for the rest of his life.

Walleye

(45,542 posts)
4. I can only conclude that the Republicans actually hate us. I wish they would go live someplace where they're
Sat May 23, 2026, 05:46 PM
23 hrs ago

Not constantly irritating everybody over their skin color

rampartd

(5,094 posts)
5. the megachurch faction has been trained from birth
Sat May 23, 2026, 06:08 PM
23 hrs ago

for generations, that we are evil servants of a communist atheist devil and must be killed.

lastlib

(28,659 posts)
2. I'd rather see him fornicate a porcupine......
Sat May 23, 2026, 03:59 PM
Yesterday

...or a saguaro cactus....... I'd give him the ten-dollar bill for that.

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