Jeff Tiedrich - dumbest president ever invents the battleship

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Donny Convict gave us exactly one day of peace and quiet. holed up in his vermin-infested Florida golf motel for Christmas Week, he spent all of Sunday doing who the fuck even knows? he didn’t talk to the press. he wasn’t seen playing golf. he even manged to keep from posting anything too moronic to his crappy app.

it was glorious.

anyone hoping for an entire week of bliss was rudely disappointed on Monday morning, when the Wall Street Journal hit us with this:

President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”

— The Wall Street Journal (@wsj.com) 2025-12-22T17:51:27.066731Z

oh, he’s ‘calling’ them ‘battleships,’ now, is he? is this like when Donny pretends to have invented some common word, like ‘groceries,’ and then explains it back to us, like we’re the idiots?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dumbest-president-ever-invents-the