"Can't make this up"

[LiberalArkie]

Can’t make this up

— Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) 2026-07-07T02:00:09.659Z

[tanyev]

1. LOL, Gabby wins the internet! 🏆

[rampartd]

5. she looks pretty good , too, after the shooting

she would be a great 1st lady.

[NightWatcher]

2. I would frame an 8x10 of that tweet and comeback and hang it in my house if I were the Kellys.

[niyad]

6. Did you see the whole tweet? utterly vile.

[sop]

45. Loomer: "I thought he was 'super loyal' to his medically brain dead wife who was shot in the head?"

This is the woman who "advises" Trump.

[niyad]

50. I am surprised that loopy loomer and that harp person have not

had a major interaction yet.

[Crunchy Frog]

54. I think Loomer is more medically brain dead than Gabby.

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[MW67]

57. Obviously

[2naSalit]

3. Wow.

I guess LL is too young to know who Gabby is? Either way, she's too stupid to be wasting good air.

[malaise]

8. Reminds me of the Sherrod Brown/Connie Shultz classic

A blogger wrote to Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Connie Schultz to say he was doing an "expose" on "journalists in the elite media who socialize with elected officials they are assigned to cover." A photo showed Schultz hugging Sen. Sherrod Brown. Schultz replied, "I am surprised you did not find a photo of me kissing" the senator — adding, he's my husband.

https://www.npr.org/2012/07/18/156960917/gotcha-story-backfires-on-conservative-blogger

[2naSalit]

9. I remember thta...

Now that you mention it.

[eShirl]

4. How is Loomer so dumb.

[niyad]

7. All that bizarre plastic surgery?

[Ray Bruns]

11. Lots of practice.

[Blumancru]

13. She must work very hard at it.

Lurid Looney

[NJCher]

17. perfect

Now I can't get it out of my mind, so Lurid Looney it is.

[Blumancru]

48. Please feel free to use it often.

I also encourage the use of “Mailorderia”.

[Crunchy Frog]

55. Medically brain dead.

[MW67]

58. Much Less common

Than Politically Brain Dead , her and millions of others are living proof

[lonely bird]

56. Um

Dropped on her head?

A few too many hits in the head by a snake? Apologies to Robin Willams’s Genii.

Being a Republican?

[twodogsbarking]

10. I'll take "Stupid Fucking Idiots" for $200. Alex.

[Torchlight]

12. Ms. loomer is has a tabloid-level mind

and concerns herself with gossip over merit or even substance. Next thing you know, she'll go full-on paparazzi and start poking around celebrity weddings looking for criticism.

[Biophilic]

20. And yet she is a trusted advisor to our president.

Good grief.

[lastlib]

32. she has a mind?

asking for a friend......

[calimary]

52. Straight from the garbage dump, I'd say.

Or some toxic waste dump.

[littlemissmartypants]

14. Well done, Ms. Giffords!!

[JPK]

15. LL's body

Is made up of Micro Plastics, LOL.

[evolves]

16. Well, her face

is DEFINITELY plastic.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. LOL

[AllaN01Bear]

19. got a gateway timeout message :(

[BradBo]

21. People in our government have been fire because of Loomer.

Idiocracy.

[generalbetrayus]

22. We have to put up with people like Laura Loomer because Ronald Raygun emptied out the mental health

institutions like D. C.'s St. Elizabeth's Hospital in the 1980s. Not that St. Elizabeth's was a happy place by any means - I visited there a couple of times in the early 70s and it was a sad place.

[mdbl]

23. STFU Laura Loonie

No one gives a shit what you think - or don't think for that matter.

[area51]

24. Laura Looney never fails to fail.

[Quiet Em]

25. Gabby looks great and she's still funny and awesome

[ChazInAz]

47. She is, indeed!

She's an old friend that I hadn't seen since the shooting. Saturday, I was exhibiting after an art show here in Tucson when she showed up at my booth. We recognized one a other instantly and went in for the hug.
Got a little handsy. I teared up a little.

[Quiet Em]

49. awww

That's awesome.

[electric_blue68]

60. Sooo cool!

[Skittles]

53. I think she would make a fine First Lady

yes INDEED

[swong19104]

26. To be fair

Republicans haven't ever seen their fearless leader ever getting handsy with his wife, so they don't understand the context of how most people get handsy with each other.

[Bev54]

27. The second paragraph of this post was so much worse.

As a US Senator who represents a BORDER STATE wearing Mexico's jersey is bad enough, but I thought he was "super loyal" to his medically brain dead wife who was shot in the head?

@GabbyGiffords this doesn't look like you.

Who is the other woman?

What an absolute POS Loomer is.

[FakeNoose]

29. Wow I didn't read that, but it shows that she really has no clue

Until I saw your post, I was assuming that Laura Loomer really did know who Senator Kelly was with. But now it's clear that she didn't recognize Gabby Giffords.

Why would Loomer describe her as "medically brain dead" which is an obvious, provable lie?

Instead, please let's examine Loomer's brain for any sign of life....

[LiberalArkie]

37. Loomer can not help it, she has to share a brain cell with Miller, Trump and the other MAGA's and this obviously

was not her day to use it.

[MustLoveBeagles]

38. Wow 😳

What a nasty person.

[Martin68]

28. Her arm is over his shoulder. His hands aren't involved. MAGAts are getting desperate.

[Wednesdays]

33. His left hand is holding the phone/camera for the selfie.

His right hand certainly around her waist. How is that being "handsy?"

And it's likely they were joining other fans rooting for Mexico for the FIFA match the other night. I know a lot of non-Democrats were rooting for Mexico in that same game. And there are lots of Mexican-Americans in Arizona.

[Srkdqltr]

30. Isn't Laura Loomer a made up name from Saturday Night Live?

[Kid Berwyn]

31. As opposed to Loomer and the Groomer?

[Wednesdays]

35. "When you're a star, they let you do it."

[Kid Berwyn]

40. Members of the Epstein Class enjoy immunity to crime with impunity.

Look at the Banksters. Upon deregulation in 1990, they proceeded to raid the S&Ls, precipitating a trillion dollar bailout. Upon deregulation in 2000, they proceeded to raid the Banks. Democratic administrations came in and cleaned up the mess, precipitating a multi-trillion dollar bailout. Both times, we cut back Social Safety net programs to "afford" the bailouts.

And from the days Reagan was sending weapons to the Ayatollah Khomeini, Jeff Epstein continued to sexually assault children, on assignment for the associates of Donald Barr and Son.

[Norrrm]

36. There was a video of Tump/Loomer being closer than handsy.

It was taken down.
Maybe someone copied it.

Closer than you ever see with Melania and him.

[Kid Berwyn]

41. Really appreciate your tag line, Norrrm.

Melanie, like the Mothers of Invention album, is only in it for the money.



She may be on to something, there.

[Norrrm]

46. No kiss on lips!

No kiss on lips!

[MustLoveBeagles]

39. Ew 🤢

[Kid Berwyn]

42. And that was AFTER cosmetic surgery.

Looks like something the Surgeon-General of Beverly Hills cooked up.

[MustLoveBeagles]

43. She looked better before

She's still a shit human being.

[spanone]

34. *THIS* is exactly what maga does, time and time again.

[surfered]

44. Laura Loomer is a vile person.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

51. Translation:

I paid good money for this ventriloquist dummy look!!! So look at me!!!!

Me!! Me!! Me!! Me!! Me!! Me!! Look at ME!!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LilElf70]

59. Looney Tunes Laura Loomer

Typical Trumper. Useless hot air with no meaning.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

61. Laura loomer is so stupid and toxic