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kairos12

(13,729 posts) Fri May 29, 2026, 08:18 PM 12 hrs ago

A man took a stroll in a park

and when he returned he said to his wife:

"I saw some red breasted birds sitting in the sun while selling ice cream to the other birds."

Wife: "Really?"

Husband: "Yes, I think they were Baskin Robins."

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A man took a stroll in a park (Original Post) kairos12 12 hrs ago OP

Lol MustLoveBeagles 11 hrs ago #1

Har de har har har!!! SWBTATTReg 10 hrs ago #2

I guess we needed this.... a kennedy 10 hrs ago #3

Groan Swede 10 hrs ago #4

MustLoveBeagles

(17,556 posts)

1. Lol

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 09:11 PM

11 hrs ago

SWBTATTReg

(26,456 posts)

2. Har de har har har!!!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 10:19 PM

10 hrs ago

This was a good one, thanks!!

a kennedy

(36,442 posts)

3. I guess we needed this....

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 10:21 PM

10 hrs ago

Swede

(40,201 posts)

4. Groan

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri May 29, 2026, 10:25 PM

10 hrs ago

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