Will Bunch FTW

[highplainsdem]

I put a couple of dishes in the dishwasher so my household chores are “95% done”

The remaining 5% of chores are putting up a new fence and planting a new garden and painting all of the upstairs bedrooms

— Will Bunch (@willbunch.bsky.social) 2026-05-25T13:44:22.789Z

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1. lol!

[dalton99a]

2. A great used car - frankly the best ever - it has everything except an engine

[republianmushroom]

3. The Iranians and trump seem to have a difference of opinion

about what they have agreed upon. trump lies a lot.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Don't forget Trump wants a personal big payday.

Cash, gold, land, oil.

[Dr. T]

6. And when Iran produces the goods,

hostilities will magically cease. 'Cept for one small problem. The Iranians don't play that game. I wonder what Plan B is. Oh, that's right, there is no Plan B.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Plan B is threatening bombing Iran. Again.

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[Katinfl]

12. That threat will probably come Tuesday or Wednesday.

[Dr. T]

14. Depends on stock market values.

If stocks are up, Donnie and his pals sell and then hours later, he announces more futile bombings that never happen. Stocks will drop as a result of that announcement and when the market bottoms out, the inside traders (or is it traitors?) buy. Lather, rinse, repeat next week.

[relogic]

5. That's exactly how high the felon's

math skill reaches. After all, don’t forget he promises that under his astute math skills your prescriptions will see a 500% reduction in costs. No one should trust any of his applied percentages anymore than el president’s true height or fantasies about genitalia endowment.

I too, have a load of chores waiting until the picnic tables are cleared for me by my sycophantic ants numbering in the thousands of billions. So how many trillion ants you blithering fool?

[KPN]

8. Lol. Abra-cadabra!

[BootinUp]

9. As pointed out 5% done, 95% not. nt

[Trueblue Texan]

10. That's exactly how my hubby feels about his chores!

If he unloads the dishwasher, he expects an academy award for performance!

[Figarosmom]

11. That is a good one!😅

[FakeNoose]

13. It will all be finished in two weeks

[BaronChocula]

15. So what was that 95%

Filling out names and dates on the agreement template?

[TheRickles]

16. I had to Google Frank Luntz to see who he is, because I thought his comment was meant to be satire.

Apparently he's serious here, and he has no sense of how ridiculous he sounds.

[PJMcK]

17. It's the usual Trump BS (n/t)