MAGAt Moses Mikey is "super excited" about "kitchen table issues deciding the midterms." He's ALERT & AROUSED! USA! USA!

[Miles Archer]

aron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Mike Johnson: "The kitchen table issues are going to decide the midterms ... we're super excited"

Mike Johnson: "The kitchen table issues are going to decide the midterms ... we're super excited"

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-24T19:28:57.793Z

[lame54]

1. Fantasy world

[pfitz59]

4. Never seen a House Speaker so out of touch

with reality. I went shopping today and the prices on everything have shot up enormously. Inflation is rampant and increasing.

[Skittles]

5. they think everyone is as stupid as the people who voted for Trump

[KPN]

2. Guessing he thinks Musk is going to steal plenty

of elections for them … or he’s f’ing nuts. Maybe both.

[lastlib]

3. He's AROUSED??

Does that show up on his son's phone??

[Skittles]

6. "the Iran skirmish began"

[haele]

7. He thinks the GOP will win on Kitchen Table issues?

The delusion is strong.

Unless he's depending all those the Klan meeting preparations at the Kitchen Table issues... ( As in "Honey, you left the iron sitting on my hood too long again! If we patch it again, it won't stand up straight - now where's my lighter?"...)

[GenThePerservering]

8. I think that's weak ball nt

[yellowcanine]

9. I didn't need the thought of Mike Johnson being AROUSED.

Just sayin’.

[Vinca]

10. Kitchen table issues will decide the midterms. Republicans are going to get clobbered.

[hatrack]

11. I think that sound was his son's phone alert going off . . .

All that "arousal", you know.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

12. Hey Johnson, will people have to bring their papers, documents, photo ID's etc to get into the kitchen? ICE at the door?