Phony Soprano's Bondi Eulogy: She's great, a loyal friend, faithfully served, tremendous, we love Pam, and she's fired

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Trump: “Pam Bondi is a Great Patriot and loyal friend, who faithfully served as my AG. We love Pam, & she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, & our Deputy AG, & a very talented and respected Legal Mind, Todd Blanche, will step in to serve as Acting AG”

Trump: “Pam Bondi is a Great Patriot and loyal friend, who faithfully served as my AG. We love Pam, & she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, & our Deputy AG, & a very talented and respected Legal Mind, Todd Blanche, will step in to serve as Acting AG”

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-02T17:25:12.823Z

[Kingofalldems]

1. So why did he fire her?

She needs to start talking.

[drray23]

2. Private sector job?

I just cannot see her at Fox. She is a little too old for that to be an anchor. Maybe a legal commentator?

Or maybe it is a cushy grift job that some rich Trump donor is going to setup for her. Like sitting on the board of some company.

[Miles Archer]

3. That was Paul Ryan's golden parachute...a lifetime pension & medical care, and a seat on the board at Fox.

Trump will have to pay her off or threaten her, maybe both, to keep her mouth shut.

[Turbineguy]

4. Trump will probably write his own eulogy too.

He should get on it if he hasn't already.

[usonian]

5. Don't we do that here daily? Or if not, WHY not?

Didn't I already write one?
I'll go look through saved posts.

[Miles Archer]

7. YES

"Today, Donald Trump unintentionally proved a long-debunked medical theory to be true, which is if you cough, burp, sneeze and fart at the same time, the results can potentially be fatal. The family requests that you send donations to the Don Jr & Eric GoFundMe page."

[usonian]

8. I'll think of something later.

Got backlogged chores (like from 10 years ago backlogged)

But satire always has priority,

Maybe that's why the chores are always backlogged.

Who will deliver the eulogy. Himself?

I come to bury the noble Donald, not to praise him,
He hath sent many captives from the U.S.
Whose pockets ICE hath picked.

and so on.

Anyway, I donated to his memorial library (by paying my income tax), Enjoy,

[Boomerproud]

6. The twerps at CNN are acting so shocked.

The only true comment was from their guest who said She did everything he asked her to do and it still wasn't enough. Blanche is an ever bigger ahole from what I've seen.