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Orrex

(67,107 posts)
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:05 AM 9 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker as befits murderous, tyrannical dictators?

Fitted with shock collar triggered by lying and was fried a crisp in 15 minutes?

Crushed once again by the plummeting dollar?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 9 hrs ago OP
No, but he's an old man...someone should be kind enough to help him. MiHale 8 hrs ago #1
Meh, malaise 8 hrs ago #6
Stroked out gazing out window? SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #2
Bwaaaaah malaise 8 hrs ago #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 8 hrs ago #3
I have a dream... surfered 7 hrs ago #10
Would be nice if the marker would be that accurate! niyad 6 hrs ago #14
No kidding! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #23
Soon... SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #22
No but malaise 8 hrs ago #4
somehow the day of our deliverance ever eludes us... it must be Satan at work LymphocyteLover 8 hrs ago #7
Drowned in ketchup. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #8
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad 7 hrs ago #9
Based upon the Vulcan mind meld, Spock believes he's already dead. surfered 7 hrs ago #11
"Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today" hlthe2b 7 hrs ago #12
POOOOOOOOR BABY!!! We share your pain. niyad 7 hrs ago #13
Poor little pup MustLoveBeagles 6 hrs ago #16
Doggie wins the thread malaise 6 hrs ago #21
Yes! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #24
;-{) Bunkered Goonch 6 hrs ago #15
No, but as one NoKings attendee said.... Tanuki 6 hrs ago #17
Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus bluestarone 6 hrs ago #18
Note to self: more stick pins for my poppets. niyad 6 hrs ago #19
LOL, the more the merrier! bluestarone 6 hrs ago #20
buying stock in hat pins GopherGal 4 hrs ago #26
Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public. niyad 4 hrs ago #27
King Charles bumps him off during state visit Wicked Blue 5 hrs ago #25
That works. niyad 4 hrs ago #28
Thanks Wicked Blue 3 hrs ago #29
So very, very true. niyad 3 hrs ago #30
The day that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote 3 hrs ago #31

SheltieLover

(80,440 posts)
2. Stroked out gazing out window?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:44 AM
8 hrs ago

(
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322110774#post1 )

Smothered when face became covered by stickers intended to hide his fugly mug on National Parks passes?


niyad

(132,411 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 AM
8 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(296,060 posts)
4. No but
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:00 AM
8 hrs ago

Hopefully one of those UFC fighters knock him out cold at the South Lawn 80th birthday party in 75 days

hlthe2b

(113,936 posts)
12. "Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today"
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:47 AM
7 hrs ago

"makes me cry..." sigh

bluestarone

(22,172 posts)
18. Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:40 AM
6 hrs ago

Lot's of STICK PINS were being ordered, so just a matter of time i'm thinking.

niyad

(132,411 posts)
27. Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 12:09 PM
4 hrs ago

My purses have handy little outside pockets, easily accessible.

Wicked Blue

(8,864 posts)
25. King Charles bumps him off during state visit
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:17 AM
5 hrs ago

"Bloody pretentious twat," he declares. "I am the king,"

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