I'll bet that if we all referred to it as "THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM," we could get that name to stick.

[Miles Archer]

Every reply on social media, when we reply...never refer to it as "TRUMP'S BALLROOM."

I think "THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM" has a much nicer ring to it, and also better tells the tale.

[Vinca]

1. Or the Epstein/Trump Ballroom.

[dweller]

2. Until it sticks and is built

im still referring to it as ‘ the rubble of Pisswig’s folly ‘



✌🏻

[Haggard Celine]

3. That's a really good idea.

I think of it as the Epstein Distraction Ballroom.

[leftstreet]

4. Yes. Trump would hate that

[Dave Bowman]

5. I love your idea. 👍

I was going to call it The No-Ballsroom but associating that monstrosity to Epstein is far better.

[progressoid]

6. I LIKE THAT!!!

[Silent Type]

7. Like that a bunch.

[bucolic_frolic]

8. That is great and perceptive branding!

[Gimble]

9. You are correct, sir

Epstein Ballroom is the only way we should refer to it. Get it trending on social media, relentlessly refer to it as such and eventually that will be the name people think of whenever the ballroom comes up in discussion. Will drive president pedo mad

[steelyboo]

10. The Trump/Epstein Ballroom and Diddletorium

[Blue Owl]

11. And the first event will be a "purity ball"

Where they get their pedophilia freak on with an underage minor

[madamesilverspurs]

12. That would likely be the popular choice,

even if he does auction off the naming rights to thing . . .


.

[Denvermosaic]

13. Love it.

[kimbutgar]

14. I will henceforth refer to it as the Epstein ballroom!

[BOSSHOG]

15. Expanded Storage for trumps Secret PEDOPHILES!!

[the nelm]

17. I wonder if there will be "private" alcoves or rooms? n/t

[JawJaw]

47. For VIPs?

(Very Important Pedos)

[Martin Eden]

16. HALL OF SHAME

If they build the thing, that's what it will in truth be.

[BonnieJW]

20. The Trump/Epstein Hall of Shame

[joho260]

18. snacks

In the corner a snack bar will offer tacos and a bit of fresh crumpet.

[BonnieJW]

21. You forgot the Big Macs and buckets of KFC

[Gore1FL]

19. I've been using that since they started tbh e tear-down started. Nt

[Crunchy Frog]

22. That's what I started calling it in my head before I even read the suggestion here. Seems like a natural.

[eppur_se_muova]

23. Brilliant ! nt

[rurallib]

24. he did sacrifice his life for Trump after all

not voluntarily, but he did

[Paladin]

25. Perfect name for this atrocity! Count me in! (nt)

[littlemissmartypants]

26. THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM, it is!!! RESIST!! ✊️

❤️

[Generic Other]

27. I made a sign

[Warpy]

31. Perfect, you know he'll sell tickets

and probably call up every shady modeling agency in North America to have hungry teenaged girls available for the middle aged Republican males to dance with. Fir a fee,

[Di4it52]

39. Epstein Ballroom

Beautiful work, on your part, with the sign and all!

[littlemissmartypants]

48. It's a beauty! Welcome to DU, Di4it52. 👋

[marble falls]

28. Brilliant! The Epstein Memorial Ballroom has such a nice ring.

[rzemanfl]

29. I prefer "The Donald's Dick Dancehall."

[Warpy]

30. I certainly have no objection to that

beyond being a little annoyed that I didn't think of it first.

Yeah, Epstein Ballroom captures it all: the moral bankruptcy, the lack of taste, the corruption, the egocentric hedonism, and the sheer, takcy, new money feel of the whole ugly thing.

He wanted this much opulence, he should have sacrificed part of his precious golf course and built it at Mara Lardo.

[Justice matters.]

43. Don't forget the sadistic cruelty.

The sick "hahaha we owned them" ephemeral ego trip of the Epstein Ballroom's orgies.

[3825-87867]

32. I got dibs on June 14th

Want to make resevations for some tourists.

[otchmoson]

33. Friday's e-mail to my Senators & Congressman

Good morning Senator/Congressman Pedo Protector,
Day number 24 of the Trump/Epstein shutdown—how are your constituents doing? I’m sure you noticed that the East Wing of the Peoples’ House has been demolished. The Trump/Epstein shutdown provided space for President Pedo to proceed with this vanity project in the absence of a functioning government. I’m asking that you now sponsor legislation to name the new ballroom in honor of the undergirding duo: the Trump/Epstein ballroom. Included in the legislation should be the requirement that the private donors who funded the construction be recognized for their contribution—perhaps an engraved plaque on the walls—identifying them as funders. Americans are entitled to know, and remember, who placed their own/corporate recognition, access and privilege ahead of preservation of this public structure that belongs to all of us. Like you, each was willing, without question, to support an aging, demented, unfit-to-serve buffoon in pursuit of his misguided ventures. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Justice matters.]

44. Everybody with repukes congrewhores copy and send this!

Make it an Original Post

[aggiesal]

34. Bend over for Put-In's Ballroom. n/t

[enid602]

35. Room

And don’t forget the Jizzleen Room.

[Norrrm]

36. Don't forget the Donald/Ivanka daddy/daughter dances.

Don't forget the Donald/Ivanka daddy/daughter dances.

Donald and Jeffrey both like their girls 'on the younger side'.

[TheFarseer]

37. That is truly inspired

I want to see lots of ads with Trump and all his billionaire asshole friends partying it up in the ballroom with captions of their illegal dealings interspersed with clips of regular struggling Americans. How powerful of an ad would that be?

[Clouds Passing]

38. Has a certain popularity to it...........The Epstein Ballroom

[Festivito]

40. East Wing is gone. Instead, we have the Epstein Wing with an Epstein Ballroom.

[calimary]

41. Great idea!

[Sneederbunk]

42. Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

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[Turbineguy]

45. By the time it's finished,

Epstein will be a national hero.

[orleans]

46. someone (in media but i forget who) said it's gonna look like a famous ballroom in russia.

perhaps it is a replica of one of putin's ballroom trump craves

[Paul-EM]

49. blistering

This is the most blisteringly funny thread I've seen on DU so far.

[Uncle Joe]

50. Here's a nice center piece for the dance floor

Best Friends Forever
Why Can't We Be Friends?

Thanks for the thread Miles Archer

[FalloutShelter]

51. I think it should be called...

The Trough