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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Borowitz Report-Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
— Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) 2025-10-23T15:08:12.194Z
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johnson-has-no-comment-after
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Mike Johnson had no comment on Thursday after Donald J. Trump demolished the House Speakers family home.
Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom, sending the Speaker and his wife fleeing for safety.
At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt offered scant explanation for Trumps decision to level Johnsons dwelling, saying only that he felt like it.
After initially refusing to comment, Johnson told reporters that he was sure the President had a perfectly good reason for doing it and invited Trump to total his car.
Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom, sending the Speaker and his wife fleeing for safety.
At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt offered scant explanation for Trumps decision to level Johnsons dwelling, saying only that he felt like it.
After initially refusing to comment, Johnson told reporters that he was sure the President had a perfectly good reason for doing it and invited Trump to total his car.
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(9,924 posts)1. Snort!
Attilatheblond
(7,544 posts)2. It's weird how, when you hear Johnson speak...
it's Trump's lips that move
electric_blue68
(24,497 posts)3. Baaahahahaaaa!
Glorious bastard
(174 posts)4. That's unacceptable!
If Harry Whittington had the good sense to apologize to Dick Cheney after being shot by him in the face, the least Mike Johnson owes Trump is a public apology.