Spurious News: Trump to play himself in upcoming feature film
HOLLYWOOD (Spurious News Network) -- The entertainment world is abuzz with the news Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th presidents of the United States, has signed a contract with Warner Bros. Motion Picture Group to play himself in an upcoming feature film.
Michael deLuca, CEO of Warner Bros. Motion Picture Group, praised the deal. "Never before in the history of Warner Bros. has a man with the prestige of President Trump starred in a feature film. With his extreme popularity, charisma and grace we believe this film will be the most successful movie ever made.
Screenwriter Chris Terrio feels that this movie will be the highlight of his career. "I am honored for the opportunity to let President Trump express his true self on a soundstage. It'll definitely be the greatest role I ever wrote."
Celebrated makeup artist Ve Neill, who has been hired as Trump's personal artist, is also excited. "I've worked on the greatest faces the movie world has ever known and created some of the screen's most famous characters. This will be my first time creating a president, and I get to create him on the president himself. This will be my most memorable work."
Director Zack Snyder described the upcoming project with great reverence. "It's a Batman movie. He's the villain."