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The Borowitz Report-Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway

Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-warn... | This is more believable than anything spewed forth by Trump recently.

Rick Cooley (@rcooley123.bsky.social) 2025-06-26T12:38:49.155Z



https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-warns-if-he-does-not-win-nobel

THE HAGUE (The Borowitz Report)—Raising eyebrows on the final day of the NATO summit, Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that if he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he will bomb Norway.

Warning Norway against “treating me very unfairly,” Trump argued that he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.”

He demanded that Norway “hand over the Peace Prize or be obliterated,” adding, “If you Norwegian fuckers fuck with me, you will be fucking fucked.”
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