Please Surrender Your Hurtful JD Vance Memes And/Or Hot Dong Pics To Your Nearest Trump Border Enforcer!
If we know one thing, it’s that under the watchful eyes of Donald Trump and Secretary Pete “Obliterated” Hegseth and their Little Bunker Busters That (Almost) Could, all wars are hereby forever ended, thank you for your attention to this matter, as soon as all these motherfuckers will please stop shooting at each other, PIPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Also, the Homeland is now safe, because of Trump’s Stephen Miller ICE Gestapo Baby-Trafficking Mommy-Kidnapping Deportation Machine. That’ll teach immigrants to come here illegally and raise three honorable Marines who fight to defend this country!
There was one final step, though, to keep us all protected, and it was to eliminate memes like the one above, and this one below, which really hurt JD Vance’s feelings.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/please-surrender-your-hurtful-jd
Check out the meme pics at the link for a real howl.