Why is Krasnov always wearing a cap these days?

[speak easy]

Last edited Wed Jun 25, 2025, 10:35 PM - Edit history (1)

I think this photo from the NATO summit might clear it up :-

[SheltieLover]

1. Yak fuzz rug out of control?

[Trueblue1968]

21. tRump is dam BALD !!!!! bald bald bald .... Cuz he looks like $hit !!!!!! Bald bald bald

Fat

Ugly

Old

Man

and he is dam bald now !!!!!!

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Thinning hair and pronounced bald spot

[PatSeg]

3. I was wondering the same thing

It looks bloody awful. I figured he was having problems with his hair, but I think that stupid hat makes him look even worse.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Colour balance in that pic is off, too blue. Shirts have blue tinge, skin looks bluer.

Be very careful comparing colours between photos. Most people are clueless about colour balance.

That all said, it does seem to me that he is dyeing his hair less golden these days and letting it be more white. Plus it seems thinner.

[Moostache]

5. ANYTHING that causes him ANY discomfort or pain is an absolute good.

Literally ANYTHING: gas pains, bloating, skin lesions, swelling, loss of balance and agility, mental fog, anger, sense of inferiority (regardless of everything else), cucked by an illegal immigrant whore (by definition as one who sells sex or sexuakl favors for compensation, whether monetary or citizenship for parents, etc)...

But BY FAR the single greatest thing in the world is ANYTHING that makes Trump feel how small he really is. Its a bad analogy, but in the series "Game of Thrones", this scene about perfectly encapsulates the cretin in the Oval Office:

[Kingofalldems]

6. Do hair plugs fall out eventually?

I hope so.

[maxsolomon]

7. His combover pompadour is disintegrating.

He's stopped trying to dye it yellow - probably because Melanoma won't help any longer. He needs a haircut but he's too vain to let a professional near it.

He still has time to apply his makeup, however. Note the clear transition from orange to pale male at the ears.

I wish he would spontaneously combust.

[Ocelot II]

8. The hair. More accurately, the increasing lack thereof.

Seems like he always wears one of those stupid caps outdoors now, because the wind is likely to reveal the sad truth.

[electric_blue68]

18. Ohhh...Baaaahahahahaaaaaaa!

[republianmushroom]

9. The BALD spot. Hair loss (alopecia)

[Midnight Writer]

10. It's branding. Same with the blue suit and the comically long, red tie.

We laugh at their simple three-word slogans and their "weird" idiosyncrasies, but they work.

Businesses, churches and governments have sought methods to control people for centuries. They've had success.

Republicans use the same methods to get voters that Progressive Insurance Company uses Flo to sell insurance.

People may find Flo to be irritating and obnoxious, but they remember her appearances, her antics, and they buy what she is selling.

With the comprehensive databases profiling each of us using thousands of data points, and the development of AI, marketing is the tool that will control our future.

[speak easy]

11. I effin' hate that blue suit!

[purr-rat beauty]

12. Looks like mange

His hair has always been off putting to me, but there isn't a trait about him that I like.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. mange l'orange!

[Mossfern]

13. It would be better

if he just shaved his head.
Maybe there are too many scars in his scalp from cosmetic surgery.
He can claim they're "war wounds."

A cheap toupee would look better than that mess.

[speak easy]

14. It would be better if he just severed his head.

[Aristus]

15. I wish that butt-ugly ass clown would grow the fuck up already.

I started going bald when I was twenty-four. Never bothered me a bit. Never tried to hide it. I don’t wear f*****g baseball caps everywhere ( or anywhere, really…). No toupees, no engineering challenge combovers, nothing.

I just have a little bald-fringe left, and I keep it Marine-short; nice and neat, as it should be.

The paralyzing fear some shitmongers have of being, looking, or perceived as bald is just idiotic.

[misanthrope]

20. When I was in my late 30s

I had shoulder length hair most years between about age 25 to 37. Then I noticed some thinning at the front. Not terribly, but enough to tell me it would steadily thin out from that point forward. I went straight to the store, bought some electric shears and just went to town. Ever since then, I've worn it 1/4" inch long or less. It is neat, efficient and low maintenance.

[onenote]

17. Always? Hardly. He appears without a hat more often than not.

[Johonny]

19. 2024 the press told me Trump looked decades

Younger than Biden. Whereas he looks minutes younger than Biden to anyone with eyes. The American media is crap.

[canetoad]

22. K&R for his ratty hair

Years of harsh chemicals and treatments all in the name of vanity. Suffer you fecker.