Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an angry outburst Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump lashed out at Joe Biden for violating the fragile Middle East ceasefire.

“The ceasefire was working perfectly and beautifully until Joe Biden broke it,” Trump said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

Trump refused to disclose precisely how Biden had violated the ceasefire, but darkly hinted that “people are saying it can be done with a laptop.”

He also blasted the “far left lunatic media” for refusing to cover Biden’s violation of the ceasefire, warning, “This better be in Tapper’s next book.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-accuses-biden-of-violating

[CatWoman]

1. LOL

Saw this on Blue Sky.

The sad reality is, it's not far fetched.

Just watched clip of Trump blaming CNN and MSNBC because his "truce" failed.

[Zorro]

2. He's probably going to issue an Executive Order demanding a cease-fire

[CatWoman]

7. ....

[JohnnyRingo]

3. Borowitz is a national treasure. n/t

[Aristus]

4. Satire: Still dead...

n/t

[EnergizedLib]

5. He does satire better than satire does satire

The Onion’s going to cease operations because they can’t outdo this lunacy.

[Aristus]

6. That's what I keep thinking.

n/t

[ananda]

8. How crazy is it that I thought this was real?

!@#$%