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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Borowitz Report-Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire
Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire
— (@mercybenz.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T13:22:34.559Z
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an angry outburst Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump lashed out at Joe Biden for violating the fragile Middle East ceasefire.
The ceasefire was working perfectly and beautifully until Joe Biden broke it, Trump said. This should never be allowed to happen in this country.
Trump refused to disclose precisely how Biden had violated the ceasefire, but darkly hinted that people are saying it can be done with a laptop.
He also blasted the far left lunatic media for refusing to cover Bidens violation of the ceasefire, warning, This better be in Tappers next book.
The ceasefire was working perfectly and beautifully until Joe Biden broke it, Trump said. This should never be allowed to happen in this country.
Trump refused to disclose precisely how Biden had violated the ceasefire, but darkly hinted that people are saying it can be done with a laptop.
He also blasted the far left lunatic media for refusing to cover Bidens violation of the ceasefire, warning, This better be in Tappers next book.
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The Borowitz Report-Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
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Breaking - Donald Trump on Air Force One calling Joe Biden incompetent for letting in Iranian "Super Cells"
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Clouds Passing
(5,271 posts)1. Damn that Joe

malaise
(285,739 posts)2. First good laugh this morning
😂😂
Blues Heron
(7,124 posts)3. Nobody does it better than Borowitz!
Paladin
(30,840 posts)4. How many of you would be surprised, if trump actually said that?
I sure as hell wouldn't be, given where we stand at this point.
niyad
(124,635 posts)6. I had to check the link!
LetMyPeopleVote
(165,219 posts)7. It is really hard to do satire in today's world
niyad
(124,635 posts)5. I had to check the link.
LetMyPeopleVote
(165,219 posts)8. Breaking - Donald Trump on Air Force One calling Joe Biden incompetent for letting in Iranian "Super Cells"
Paladin
(30,840 posts)9. Makes me want to puke.
There are literally no depths of ignorance or depravity to which trump won't sink. Additional proof of that, every fucking day.