Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Finally popped, like the giant, festering boil that he is?

"Accidentally" run over by a tank in preparation for his birthday wankfest?

Mortally that the Epstein files, ghastly though they are, don't live up to his self-image as a predator?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Celerity]

1. no, dammit

[malaise]

2. No but he's really worried that Muskrat can spill the

2024 election beans - that might speed up the departure

[SheltieLover]

3. No, but he's closer to blowing a gasket than ever.

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. No but he and Elon are fighting

[sop]

5. The Code Duello requires pistols at ten paces, but Trump can't count to ten so Elon gets off the first shot.

[Botany]

6. One day closer to his dirt nap everyday

He is closer on 6/7 then he was on 6/6 but not as closer as he will be on 6/8.

When Krasnov went to Saudi Arabia they set up his own personal McDonald’s and
his meal was 2 Big Macs, 2 Fried Fish Sandwiches, and a chocolate milkshake. He
eats that kind of crap all the time, he is obese, he doesn’t exercise, and he is 79 too.

Everyday could be his last day.

[SheltieLover]

23. Too bad he didn't stroke out when presented with blackmail photos

[surfered]

7. Died from ego deflation as senior aids only spent $1 billion of taxpayer dollars stoking it.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-ego/

[Orrex]

8. Good one!

[surfered]

12. I'm only coming up with one per day. You're doing three. My hat's off to you. Trump could help us by dying soon.

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

19. One day soon

That cork will pop as the weasel croaks😀

[niyad]

20. Sooooooo looking forward to it!!!

[SheltieLover]

24. We all are!!!

🥂

[MontanaMama]

28. I've got a wonderful bottle of bubbly too...

A GOOD one! Waiting for the news of his sudden and hopefully painful passing.

[niyad]

30. Yes. Not quite Dom or Cristal or The Widow, but a very nice one.

Now, if the deadly triumverate were all to quit wasting oxygen at the same time, that would justify one of the aforementioned.

[twodogsbarking]

10. Stuck the knife in the toaster. Didn't his dad tell him not to or didn't he listen.

[hlthe2b]

11. Smacked the WRONG bystander with his illegal golf putt?

[SheltieLover]

25. Lol

[samnsara]

13. falls off his giant gold parade thrown onto the pavement below and a tank runs over him?

[Gimpyknee]

14. Lame, Lamer, Lamest

[niyad]

17. This is just soooooo precious. Have you ever read Dale Carnegie?

[malaise]

22. Lamest liars here 1.06 😀

[Harker]

15. Diminishing popularity leads to a drastic rewriting of the psychodrama "reality" show

of which he thinks he is the star?

[bdamomma]

16. No

unfortunately. But maybe his head will explode!!

[NotASurfer]

18. There was a scene in "A Fish Called Wanda" that comes to mind

[Batshit_Bruin_CA]

21. That was remarkably satisfying

For some reason.

[SheltieLover]

26. Hahaha!

Good one!

[republianmushroom]

27. Another day without that good news, "he's dead", damn.

But we are a day closer.

[MontanaMama]

29. We are closer today than we were yesterday.

May that day come soon. Like today. I’ve got nothing planned for this afternoon.

[SheltieLover]

31. That day might be the 1st international holiday