Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by a falling rocket steered by a GED-level NASA director?

Crashed into the Great Wall during misguided victory lap around China?

Fatally impeached by upstanding moral Republicans for a laundry list of obvious and undeniable crimes? Sure. LOL

[North Shore Chicago]

1. He can

wear the wooden onesie any damn time now!

[RoeVWade]

26. That would get him the parade. And he'd have the starring role.

nt*

[surfered]

37. I would happily march in that parade

[malaise]

48. complete with 79 trombones

😀

[aurora the great]

61. I shouldn't but!!!

[samnsara]

2. falling out of the sky in a ball of fire!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

3. Stage 4 Breast Cancer

With mets to his liver, bones, and brain. Too embarrassed to tell anyone or get treatment.

[bdamomma]

35. but wait

the felon fired the Drs. who could save him (that really happened Dr. Kessler mentioned it on Rachel).

[Wonder Why]

62. The "r" doesn't belong, in his case.

[malaise]

4. No but the queen of education is serving

up A1 sauce to first graders😀

[BComplex]

13. You can't make this up!!!

I know she did! And republicans are too stupid to be embarrassed!!!

[malaise]

16. Well the plan is to kill education

There is no other interpretation.
Hopefully he croaks asp and education survives.

[BComplex]

25. That's what I'm hoping for!

Something needs to change SOON!

[bdamomma]

36. He's making many enemies

world-wide, he's even going after penguins'. What a small little weak man/child he is.

[sop]

5. Powerful showerhead water pressure caused him to lose his balance, fall and hit his head.

Trump barely survived, but the injury worsened his dementia.

[Blaukraut]

22. Or shower head gets blown off the pipe

Clocks him upside the head and into the wall, knocking his dentures into the back of his throat. He then commences to choke to death slowly. Plenty of time to think about tomorrow’s headlines detailing his demise.

[IronLionZion]

32. Fire hose level of pressure shoots him out a window

[lapfog_1]

6. save all of these daily threads

and publish then in book form... title "Is he dead yet?"

I will order a few for friends of mine ( and me of course )

[bdamomma]

38. that's

a good idea.

[malaise]

7. Rec for this

Crashed into the Great Wall during misguided victory lap around China?😂😀

[LymphocyteLover]

8. Is it bad to pray for this? I mean, it would be god's will, right?

How freaking amazing would it be if he was struck by a bolt of lightning from a clear blue sky while playing golf?

[bdamomma]

39. in

my moment of quiet, I just asked for this prayer. It's just a matter of when and how.
History has taught us tyrants and depots meet a fiery ending.

[Marthe48]

40. It is ok to ask God to smite your enemies

If you ask God to smite your enemies, you are handing it over to him.
Guess what I recently added to my prayers

[Canada Kid]

9. Drown face down in the toilet!

[Gordcanuck]

17. Wishful thinking, his

‘presidency” will end shortly after China dumps $1 trillion US Gov’t.. bonds into the global market. They’ve had enough.
That part will be bloodless as his minions run away and congress turfs him out.
Like the rest of the world’s nations it will become ‘pay as you go’. Tired of winning? Yeah.

[C_U_L8R]

10. Well, he had his annual physical

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And doctors are stumped that he's still living. His system seems to be running on congealed French Fry fat and artificial sweeteners.

[Blue Full Moon]

30. Took unusually long time

[bdamomma]

41. Probably

pumping him up with drugs. He had covid, maybe he has long term covid.

[birdographer]

46. The one bright spot about his physical exam...

is that he said he is “in good shape.” That means he is not in good shape. If his mouth is moving, he is lying.

Fingers crossed.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Gargled with Round-Up.

[AllyCat]

12. Ooohhhh! FATAL impeachment.

I have dreams of new things that are possible.

[Blue Full Moon]

31. At a glance thought it was impaled.

[surfered]

14. Killed by a mob of Hurricane Helene victims after he cuts off FEMA reimbursements to North Carolina .

[bdamomma]

42. that

sounds plausible, he's cutting off NOAA, hate this POS. When they hear the word " climate" they relate it to "climate change", when "climate" alone has a different meaning. They are effed up.

[hlthe2b]

15. ...

--practicing his aim for an upcoming trip to the White House...

[JohnnyRingo]

18. I always know when I wake up if he's still alive.

Lest I be awoken early with the sound of horns blaring, my phone ringing off the hook, and celebratory gunfire.

[sop]

21. It will be a day of rejoicing.

[birdographer]

47. Everyone here will be crying in their oatmeal

so there will be no celebratory noises. They are all in the cult. I imagine anyone appearing to be celebrating would be shot.

[SheltieLover]

19. So many viable options

And the world only needs one.

[bdamomma]

43. For sure

I agree with that.

[SheltieLover]

51. Just one...

[58Sunliner]

20. Taken in his sleep by the devil who hates competition?

[Joinfortmill]

23. No, nothing on the front page of the NYT.

[Conjuay]

24. Have we contemplated land mines at the ninth green?

Off to the land of far away fairways...

[twodogsbarking]

27. Well there is this.......

[lark]

28. Pushed from a 5th story window by Russia ambassador when he said no to invading Estonia? nt

[IronLionZion]

29. DOGE mistakenly listed him as dead for social security

administrative error sent him to prison in El Salvador

whiplash from frequent policy reversals

Plane wing clipped his face

[bdamomma]

33. Struck

by lightning?????

[Dulcinea]

50. On the golf course?

This clip never gets old.

[SheltieLover]

52. Perfect!

[bdamomma]

64. yes

nt

[Wicked Blue]

34. Amazonian frog poison on the point of his gold face lapel pin

Exploding Easter egg at the White House egg roll

[bdamomma]

44. could very

well be if those pins were made in China before tariffs/taxes. Are we going back to the "Roman Empire"? Hail Caesar!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

45. We were all hoping for the same person

Link to tweet

[SheltieLover]

53. I honestly don't recall anyone being so hated, do you?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

49. The Simpson were wrong

Link to tweet

[SheltieLover]

54. The day isn't over yet...

[malaise]

56. Even if the tariffs are

😀😀😀

[SheltieLover]

57. Well, who knows?

They could be on again, then off, like flipping a light switch...



You know how repukes are...whichever way the wind blows. And whoever hurts their tender toxic male fefes...

[malaise]

58. Some on some off

Waaaah!
Croak off Slobby

[SheltieLover]

59. With so many the world over holding the vision

Praying for his end, how the hell can we still be plagued with his slobbiness?

Oh wait... tots & pears don't work.

[SheltieLover]

60. Seriously, are tariffs off or on? I literally cannot keep track.

[republianmushroom]

55. Not yet, but we are a day closer. Damn!

Must pray harder. I guess.

[Blue Owl]

63. Don't disappoint The Simpsons!!!!

[bluestarone]

65. Nope no dead yet. Hell i just want him suffering the most painful fatal desease out there.PLUS

NO HOSPICE around to lessen the pain. (because THAT is what he's doing to others)