What kind of physical takes 4 hours and 45 minutes?

[sheshe2]

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Uh.

Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Hospital for his "annual physical" today.

What kind of physical takes 4 hours and 45 minutes?

Seems sus.


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Perhaps he had a meltdown after hearing he only had a few months more to live. 🙏

[Bev54]

1. They are trying to find a heart and are baffled by his brain

[Captain Zero]

2. Impacted bowel?

They had to release the shit backup. Now the US can export the most fertilizer in the world!

Only HE could do THAT in less than 90 days.
And all Americans stand behind him in that effort. Winning!

[Jerry2144]

3. THey needed to do a brain scan and a heart test

And searched for4 hours, 44 minutes before they determined he has neither

[forgotmylogin]

4. Maybe he's trying to use Social Security benefits and there's a long line. n/t

[Sailingdiver]

5. removal of syncophants

Before they cause fissures can take some time.

[IcyPeas]

6. C'mon... you know it takes time and negotiations and persuasion to bribe doctors...

to say he's in the best health of any other human being EVER.

Or he's selling them access to his golf clubs if they publicly say how incredibly healthy he is.

[BonnieJW]

20. And to state his weight is 215

[Hassler]

7. Maybe it required a one mile run

And it took Mr. Slim four hours.

[Timewas]

8. Probably

They wanted to do a colonoscopy and it took that long to clear the ass kissers out of the way.

[HoosierDebbie]

29. Because so many people have been doged at the Reed army hospital,

The doc had to take over a shift in the cafeteria before he could do the procedure. All of the retained job holders have to help complete the fired employees' duties.

[bucolic_frolic]

9. Rubber hammer on the reflexes 3,212 hits

No response to stimuli

[Tadpole Raisin]

10. Probably because he wouldn't shut up. nt

[MLAA]

11. Had to wash off and then reapply the orange paint.

[Harker]

12. 45 minutes for the physical exam...

4 hours for Trumpsky to correctly identify the lion, giraffe, turtle, and dog.

[sheshe2]

13. 🤣

Good answer!

[Harker]

14. They're all plausible.

[PCIntern]

15. Did they say that he could live to 200?

I seem to recall some shit floating around to that effect.

[sheshe2]

17. Dear Goddess!

I sure hope not.😱

[jmowreader]

16. Colonoscopy prep took three hours

"We had to remove the blockage from his colon before inserting the endoscope. It turned out to be his head."

[lonely bird]

18. X-rays of his head

Revealed nothing.

[mercuryblues]

19. As soon as they remove Vance's head, from his ass

Miller shoves his up there. Outside the door Roberts and Thomas are fighting who is next.

[Buns_of_Fire]

21. Dear Leader deserves only the FINEST colonoscopy.

Therefore, he got the works. From insertion point to larynx, all 30 feet or so. Nothing unusual. A few KFC chicken bones, some McDonald's fries, Lindsey Graham's head...

[Meowmee]

22. I'm sure he gets tons of tests etc.

Just like he got the best treatment for covid and survived.

[kacekwl]

23. No one wanted to

be in the room when his diaper came off.

[sheshe2]

24. That's true.

[surfered]

25. Sounds thorough. The doctor must not have been Ronny Jackson then.

[sheshe2]

27. Yes...

4 and a half hours to praise him, then a 15 minute exam!

[llmart]

26. Probably took that long just to hoist his fat arse up onto the table...

which immediately collapsed.

[Ilsa]

28. It took 4 hours for him to remember "man, woman. camera, tv." nt

[UTUSN]

30. My re-post: 1- Scraping orange. 2- Gagging time.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. Here's the doctor at Walter Reed getting ready to do Trump's rectal exam

Link to tweet

[GoCubsGo]

32. An "annual physical" that wasn't sceduled.

Kind of like that one he had back in his first term, where he went on a Saturday, "to get some of it out of the way, followed by him showing signs of having had a stroke. They are so full of shit, I can smell them from here. Wonder what they're hiding this time. No doubt Shit-for-Brains was freaking out over his massive financial fuck-up. He was probably treated for chest pains and other stress-related symptoms, while being a rapidly-deteriorating old guy. Four of those hours are how long it takes for the IV drip of B vitamins and whatever the hell else they're pumping into him these days.

[republianmushroom]

33. Some mental exams takes time, lots of time.