Funny text I just got from a furniture store

[underpants]

I hope this doesn’t violate spam rules here. I blocked out the name of the store. By “unloaded” I think they mean bought and have in their warehouses.

Months ago, ###### heard tariffs were coming. Naturally, we did the responsible thing – we panicked – and unloaded 6 months of extra furniture. Now we’re in trouble – overstocked & running low on cash. So, we're dropping prices 50-75% LOWER plus –

💸An EXTRA 15% OFF
--OR--
😏5 years NO INTEREST!*

Reply NOTARIFF to lock in these offers.

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1. Oookkkk. Interesting