trump is at Walter Reed Hospital for his "annual physical" today. What kind of physical takes 4 hours and 45 minutes

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[wcmagumba]

1. Must be the billions of hair follicles....

[Johnny2X2X]

2. The best kind

The report will be as follows: "Our great leader is in perfect health, while he was here he ran a marathon in 1 hour and 40 minutes flat, after that he bench pressed 750 pounds while dunking a basketball. Don't aske me how he did that, but trust me, it was spectacular."

[UTUSN]

3. They have to scrape through the orange. Then there's the gag factor.

[Ping Tung]

4. They must spend a lot of time in the futile search for the famous bone-spur

[malaise]

5. Is it true that Nurse Rached is interviewing

him in a rubber room? 😀

[BOSSHOG]

6. Imagine. Excellent Health Care for Americans. On a regular basis.

Yes. Imagine!

[gab13by13]

7. It takes Krasnov a long time to proof read the "doctors" report.

[lindysalsagal]

8. I feel sorry for the health workers there...hope they have large enough gowns to cover the sulphuric

half-live corpse

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. And enough adult diapers

trump's smell is legendary

[Starbeach]

9. Looking for a Heart

Finding empathy in this monster is beyond the reach of technology.

[CTyankee]

10. did he get the, um, prostate exam? Did that exam cause some discomfort?

"Now, Mr. President, if you could just bend over..."

[MiHale]

12. Paging...Dr. Ben Dover....

[CTyankee]

14. If I had the opportunity....well, I won't say it. I am a lady.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

29. Good point. Or maybe he has a colonoscopy scheduled. . . nt

[beaglelover]

41. Probably not. Men his age don't need to get that done anymore as even if they have prostate cancer it probably won't

kill them before nature takes it's regular course of action on their lives.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Television. Royalities.

Cha-Ching! For never having worked a day in his entire life, the traitor is in really pretty lousy physical and mental condition. Self-reflection has helped many thinking people rise above their individual circumstances and find answers to their challenges. Has the dissociated imbecilic combover tried meditation or directed contemplation? It likely would not help him, but it would get him out of the information environment for a few precious hours.

[vapor2]

27. EXCELLENT!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

30. Woman. Suppress. Man. Elevate. Camera. Hog it. TV. Manipulate. Emoluments. Priceless. . . nt

[edhopper]

13. The prostate exam took extra long

because so many people are up his ass.

[Ocelot II]

15. He's taking some time to dictate the report to the doctor.

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He has to decide whether he should be described as simply "a perfect example of manly manhood with no physical flaws whatsoever," or with more detail, including having "the physique of a 25-year-old Olympic champion weightlifter and decathlon winner; the perfect vision of a hawk, able to spot a magazine cover with his name on it from a distance of 1,000 yards; hearing that enables him to detect his name being spoken anywhere in any building he occupies; a bloodhound's ability to scent and track a Happy Meal; he produces fecal material that shimmers like gold in the sunlight and urine with overtones of jasmine and rose hips; hair like spun silk; a manly member the size of a ripe zucchini, gonads like baseballs, and an anus resembling a springtime rosebud. He is more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. He will be President forever because he is immortal." The doctor will, of course, sign this report because the alternative is a trip to El Salvador.

[mwmisses4289]

18. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything!

[Hekate]

33. You owe me some screen cleaner

[SADAR]

44. Beautiful!! nt

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

16. Takes time to produce the oral sex spreadsheets

That every cabinet member will get to read at nauseum on the news shows.

[mwmisses4289]

17. Well, it does take awhile to stop

laughing as they try to figure out how to claim he is in the best health ever.

[Beringia]

19. Yikes, and he got the VIP treatment

though Walter Reed might be a relic type of facility

Must be tests for his heart, echocardiogram, CT coronary angiogram, the works

[LastDemocratInSC]

20. I hope they mention the way the slings his right leg when he walks.

He looks like he has a sledge hammer attached to his hip.

[MurrayDelph]

22. Well before they can do the prostate exam

They name to remove Lindsey's and Mike Johnson's head from it

[Diamond_Dog]

23. Then after his fake exam he goes floor to floor selling those stupid gold pins with his face on them.

Buy and wear one or take an all expenses paid trip to El Salvador.

[ananda]

24. The kind they have to lie about.

...

[UpInArms]

25. He can't remember

Man Woman Dog?

[Captain Zero]

26. Medicare Physicals don't take that long

He's Medicare OLD isn't he?

[True Blue American]

34. An EKG

Takes a minute or so after they put the stickers on you. But there is something wrong with that leg ad his arm usedto fk
Ly up. I watched him hold it down at the wreath laying. Right now he is headed for PALM beach again.

[allegorical oracle]

28. Am not usually mean spirited, but I hope they hurt him. nt

[Onthefly]

31. Ronny Jackson singing, "What do you do with a drunken sailor."

[underpants]

32. 🧠

[haele]

35. Well, there's s the recent system "upgrade" and then you have to re-boot...

And with Dogie and the AI they inserted F'ing around with with the mainframes in the name of "Efficiency", who knows how many denied test procedures, reboots, buffering, or false test results ("The state of the patient's liver is currently Argentina " )...
Four hours isn't enough time to for the system to assess all the risks present in *ump, especially after Dogie has been playing with the government.

[Kaleva]

36. Hard to find the Orange Anus's actual anus

A lot of fingering until some unlucky soul hits the target .

[livetohike]

37. They're searching for one normal brain cell. Nobody

has ever seen a brain cavity that is so devoid of normalcy.

[doc03]

38. It probably takes that long to check his fat

ass.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

43. Something isn't right here.

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[allegorical oracle]

46. Maybe TSF is pregnant.... nt

[marble falls]

39. An integrity implant just failed yet again. And re-seeding the ol' dome with baboon hair transplants.

[Swede]

40. Fore!

Off golfing again.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

42. I guarantee you will not hear any accurate results of his weight, lipid panel, or the numerous drugs he is on.

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[allegorical oracle]

47. His body makes his brain look small. nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

45. Here's the doctor at Walter Reed getting ready to do Trump's rectal exam

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48. How trump aced his physical