Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Not dead, but "facilitated" into the infernal hereafter?

Suffered 9 massive strokes, 0 of them favorable?

Accidentally shipped without due process to a concentration camp abroad?

[SheltieLover]

1. Death by 1000 cuts from catsup bottles flung at wall over SCOTUS order.

Swallowed up by tarrifs from former allies?

Smothered by indignation that China is not taking his shit?

Struck by Steven Miller's enormous forehead when Miller passed out at news of union workers protesting to support numerous immigrant workers in KY.

Hope springs eternal...

[sop]

2. He wasn't taking a helicopter tour of the Hudson, was he?

[SheltieLover]

3. Tbh I hoped that was the case when I saw the breaking headline

Without details. Obviously, not the case.

😓

[C_U_L8R]

4. Strutted pompously near an open flame

...with a very full diaper.

The propane explosion could be seen for miles.

[DUgosh]

5. UTI

Painful

[peacebuzzard]

6. So few of US citizens recognize this so-called President is psychologically scarred

tsf is raving lunatic roaming the halls of the White House just like the mad Queen Maria of Portugal did in her palaces.

[birdographer]

16. He is having his annual physical soon

I’m sure that despite being batshit crazy and living on a diet of fast food, red meat, a dozen diet cokes a day, and addiction-level consumption of Adderall and allergy meds (not to mention whatever Elmo has introduced him to), with no exercise whatsoever, the Dr. will report that he weighs 210 pounds, has a genius IQ, and is as healthy as the average college football player.

[surfered]

7. Unaware RFK, Jr served roadkill at dinner he hosted

[hlthe2b]

8. ...

Bags packed for Mar-a-Lago?

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaah

Hahaha😂😀😂

[SheltieLover]

23. Hahaha!

Good one!

[surfered]

24. That's why Trump doesn't have dog.

[NNadir]

9. Killed when brain cancer cells despairing of finding a target to infect...

...decide that moving on the pancreas is the next best thing?

[malaise]

10. No but atrocious decision making

appears to be strangling the dollar

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220228524

[RainCaster]

12. How will we know?

He's been brain dead for decades.

[LZ1234]

13. LOL thanks for the laugh!!

[twodogsbarking]

14. Limo came and picked Trump up. The driver was

Mike Pence. Trump was never seen again.

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is young. One dares to dream.

[SpankMe]

17. If we all pray for him to get struck by lightning on his golf course

...and then it actually happens, can we be charged with anything?

[Mira]

18. In - effing

carcerated?

[Warpy]

19. If the past predictw the future, he's got 13 years to go

and the last 10 will be spent going progressively gaga. His fan base will fail to notice.

[Harker]

20. Mistakenly denied his Social Security number, declared dead, and personally trundled off to El Salvador...

by ICE, ICE Barbie?

[mr715]

21. Someone has to do it.

Not going to be me, but I'm just asking. Someones gotta do it, right?

[dreamland]

22. Had an blood clot in the brain when he tried to use it

[republianmushroom]

25. Not yet but another day closer.

Lord starting to lose a little faith in "thoughts and prays". Don't let me down now.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. A hat for this thread

[SheltieLover]

27. Hahaha

Good one!