Warning from Germany--if a little old grandmother rings your doorbell asking for eggs..........

[DFW]

Last edited Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:20 PM - Edit history (1)

Especially, if she looks like this, the Germans are warning that under NO circumstances should you open the door!!

[riversedge]

1. That is NOT what I expected--and wish I had not seen it!

[NJCher]

15. hey!

My browser extension was supposed to turn that into a kitty!

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thanks for the laff, DFW

[sheshe2]

2. Lol...

[BoRaGard]

3. Granny Krasnov (R-Felon) is out to steal your security, social and otherwise

[dutch777]

4. Looks like a babushka... the Russians and Ukrainians can use the idea/image too!

[DFW]

8. You can use the stress to make a play on words in Russian

A BA-bushka in a ba-BUSH-ka.

Bábushka is a little old lady, and a babushka is the kerchief.

[dutch777]

9. Oh, konyetchno!

[DFW]

10. You are using the letters a little too literally

While the ч in "конечно" is pronounced as a "tch" as a stand alone letter, at the end of an unstressed syllable, it goes soft and is pronounced like a "sh." An unstressed "o" is pronounced like an "a" too..........

Therefore, the word "конечно" is really pronounced "kan-YESH-na" in Russian.
But keep it up! It's a start, and shows you've got the initiative. Most people don't even get that far!

[dutch777]

23. Yeah, sorry, that army training was all about being literal, not linguistically subtle.

[DFW]

25. The army was probably expecting you to decipher texts

And not interrogate real Russians.

[dutch777]

39. Actually it was intercept and translate voice communications but it was not a dialog, no.

And most of it was in various highly formatted military message types although where you really learned things was when folks just started chit chatting and gossiping because they were bored.

[brakester]

34. That was an enlightening

exchange! Delight in the subtleties of language! Can't get enough of that.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

29. .

While the ч in "конечно" is pronounced as a "tch" as a stand alone letter, at the end of an unstressed syllable, it goes soft and is pronounced like a "sh."

The ч is at the end of the stressed syllable in конечно when the word is used to mean "of course." It's at the end of the stressed syllable when the word is used to mean "finite" and is pronounced t͡ɕ.

An unstressed "o" is pronounced like an "a" too..........

Not always. It depends, often on how far the o is from the stressed syllable. In молоко, each о is pronounced differently, or "reduced." The first one is closer to a schwa. The second one is closer to an ɐ. And the third one, where the accent is, is the pure-ish o.

But keep it up! It's a start, and shows you've got the initiative. Most people don't even get that far!

[kiri]

35. конечно implies agreement

конечно is translated by google as "Certainly of course naturally" in a way that implies OK, no problem .... to dismiss.
But this misses the very significant idea "I agree"............ кон is cognate with com.. as in 'com' munication , community, conclave = together

[WhiskeyGrinder]

38. There is no connection between

кон- and com-. The proto-Slavic root кон- means "final" or "last"; the implication in конечно is "that's the end of it."

[MiHale]

11. Polish and Lithuanian heritage...

Had fun with that as a youngster. Knew both languages, not well, but with no one to talk to…faded away.
Understood enough to know when I was in trouble and try to defend myself to the laughter of the elders.

[canetoad]

5. Why did I think of...

Hansel and Gretel? K&R

[Hekate]

14. That's an untrustworthy-looking face if I ever saw one

[canetoad]

17. Hi!

How are you going?

I'd certainly want to bundle him into a big oven.

[Hekate]

27. I am doing surprisingly okay just now, thank you!

Made it to a local rally last Saturday, which was energizing. Several women I met said they had felt so alone, and I was happy to say firmly, “You are not alone.”

That and a couple of other things I’m doing have been beneficial for my state of mind. Hope the same for you

[Tickle]

6. 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 NT

[James48]

7. No way. Nope.

“ Falls diese Oma bei dir klingelt und nach Eiern fragt
nicht aufmachen”-

If this grandma rings your doorbell and asks for eggs-

Don't open.

[eppur_se_muova]

12. From a completely different joke: "Die armen Deutschern Kinder haben keine eier ? Was meint er da ? ... "

"Man muss Eier haben um Deutschen zu sprechen !"

[DFW]

26. Clever use of German slang

“The poor German children have no eggs? What does he mean there?”

“You have to have balls (slang usage of ‘eggs’) to speak to Germans”

[patphil]

13. That is so funny.

[ailsagirl]

16. ARGHHHH!!!

[wordstroken]

18. Yikes!! Scary in any language.

[Sneederbunk]

19. Straight out of Hansel and Gretel.

Witch hunt.

[NickB79]

20. It could be a Spanish potato farmer

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2143368/spanish-potato-farmer-dolores-leis-looks-lot-donald-trump

[Raine1967]

21. The Witch was defeated.

Hansel and Gretel saved themselves.

[electric_blue68]

22. Bwah! (yikes 😄 )

[Meowmee]

24. This post needs a warning

Yuck 😿

[BumRushDaShow]

28. Saw this thread yesterday but finally got chance to check it out

and yikes! I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!

[malaise]

30. Too good

😂😀

[Peacetrain]

31. Oh my gosh that is so funny!!! I had to call Mr Peacetrain upstairs to see it..

He went back down the stairs laughing so hard I was worried he would trip..

[Dave Bowman]

32. Lol, that's great!

[calimary]

33. Ugly ANY way you look at it.

Ugly inside AND outside.

[Niagara]

36. Holy schmutz, DFW!

[DFW]

37. You can't be too careful these days....... n/t