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tulipsandroses

(7,179 posts) Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:38 PM Apr 10

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Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners turn you gay

Uhm yeah...........

Right-wing Christian Nationalist podcaster Andrew Isker revealed that he’s so afraid that body scanners at airports will turn him gay that he regularly requests full-body patdowns by male TSA agents.

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“It appears having a guy touch you all over place, on its face, seems worse,” he admitted, “but you don’t really know what those things are doing to you. They can just take a picture of me naked? Like, no.”

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/christian-podcaster-wants-to-be-frisked-by-male-tsa-agents-because-body-scanners-turn-you-gay/

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Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners turn you gay (Original Post) tulipsandroses Apr 10 OP

Uh huh. travelingthrulife Apr 10 #1

Rumors (ie. made up) say that he gave the TSA 5 minutes to stop feeling his junk. TheBlackAdder Apr 10 #20

Riiiiight. So insisting on full-body patdowns by male TSA agents isn't anything like that. Ocelot II Apr 10 #2

YessireeBob BOSSHOG Apr 10 #3

That is weird as f*ck! madinmaryland Apr 10 #4

It's madness, agreed. Celerity Apr 10 #18

In other words, he gets his jollies from being "frisked" by male TSA agents. That's a fetish LoisB Apr 10 #5

Satire is officially dead... regnaD kciN Apr 10 #6

"Tell me you are gay, while denying you are gay." Coventina Apr 10 #7

You just know his name will someday appear in a news headline involving an inappropriate relationship with a minor surfered Apr 10 #8

Andrew Isker, you're almost there MagickMuffin Apr 10 #9

Best laugh today malaise Apr 10 #10

Sounds like he already is. alarimer Apr 10 #11

I thought the castro mustache look was over nt msongs Apr 10 #12

Hmmmm? Prefers a man rather than a wand to frisk him? Hmmmm again? brush Apr 10 #13

OhKaaaaay. Hmmmm... electric_blue68 Apr 10 #14

Closeted gay Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners are so impersonal. n/t AntiFascist Apr 10 #15

And 5G cell towers give him cancer, ... cancer of the critical thinking faculties. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 11 #21

What's his take on cavity checks? NickB79 Apr 10 #16

He's afraid the cavity between his ears will be revealed by the scanner. Then it is game over. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 11 #22

Sign up for pre-check, no body scanners. Just metal detectors Bristlecone Apr 10 #17

Jeez, Dude, you are dumb and dumber republianmushroom Apr 10 #19

travelingthrulife

(2,070 posts)

1. Uh huh.

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:42 PM

Apr 10

TheBlackAdder

(29,455 posts)

20. Rumors (ie. made up) say that he gave the TSA 5 minutes to stop feeling his junk.

Reply to travelingthrulife (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 11:42 PM

Apr 10

Ocelot II

(124,252 posts)

2. Riiiiight. So insisting on full-body patdowns by male TSA agents isn't anything like that.

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:42 PM

Apr 10

Wanna bet he goes to the airport for a patdown even when he's not traveling anywhere?

BOSSHOG

(42,072 posts)

3. YessireeBob

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:44 PM

Apr 10

Strip me naked and frisk me but don’t touch me with that scanner.

madinmaryland

(65,357 posts)

4. That is weird as f*ck!

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:44 PM

Apr 10

Celerity

(49,340 posts)

18. It's madness, agreed.

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 11:08 PM

Apr 10

LoisB

(10,140 posts)

5. In other words, he gets his jollies from being "frisked" by male TSA agents. That's a fetish

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:45 PM

Apr 10

I had not heard of before.

regnaD kciN

(26,965 posts)

6. Satire is officially dead...

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:47 PM

Apr 10

Coventina

(28,295 posts)

7. "Tell me you are gay, while denying you are gay."

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:48 PM

Apr 10

Own your truth.
You will be so much happier!!

surfered

(6,209 posts)

8. You just know his name will someday appear in a news headline involving an inappropriate relationship with a minor

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 06:58 PM

Apr 10

MagickMuffin

(17,563 posts)

9. Andrew Isker, you're almost there

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:01 PM

Apr 10

I think I know why you prefer it over a machine. Who knows that machine is probably hooked up to the internet.

Link to tweet

malaise

(283,039 posts)

10. Best laugh today

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:10 PM

Apr 10

😀😀

alarimer

(17,127 posts)

11. Sounds like he already is.

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:17 PM

Apr 10

Why prefer a pat-down to a scan? (other than privacy implications-which are a concern)

msongs

(71,102 posts)

12. I thought the castro mustache look was over nt

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:23 PM

Apr 10

brush

(59,565 posts)

13. Hmmmm? Prefers a man rather than a wand to frisk him? Hmmmm again?

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 07:26 PM

Apr 10

electric_blue68

(20,848 posts)

14. OhKaaaaay. Hmmmm...

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 09:17 PM

Apr 10

Not that I care unless he's part of some anti-LGBTQI group trying to hurt people.

AntiFascist

(13,227 posts)

15. Closeted gay Christian podcaster wants to be frisked by male TSA agents because body scanners are so impersonal. n/t

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 09:23 PM

Apr 10

Bernardo de La Paz

(54,741 posts)

21. And 5G cell towers give him cancer, ... cancer of the critical thinking faculties. . . . nt

Reply to AntiFascist (Reply #15)

Fri Apr 11, 2025, 12:02 AM

Apr 11

NickB79

(19,862 posts)

16. What's his take on cavity checks?

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 09:41 PM

Apr 10

Bernardo de La Paz

(54,741 posts)

22. He's afraid the cavity between his ears will be revealed by the scanner. Then it is game over. . . nt

Reply to NickB79 (Reply #16)

Fri Apr 11, 2025, 12:05 AM

Apr 11

Bristlecone

(10,676 posts)

17. Sign up for pre-check, no body scanners. Just metal detectors

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 11:05 PM

Apr 10

I’m thinking this guy may not be traveling for the vacation, but rather the chance security line encounters. No doubt has a “wide stance” in the restrooms also.

republianmushroom

(19,488 posts)

19. Jeez, Dude, you are dumb and dumber

Reply to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Apr 10, 2025, 11:13 PM

Apr 10

The intelligence of some right wing nuts jobs are amazing.

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