Trump says DOGE found something (else) horrible, but won't say what exactly. So brace yourself.

[4th]

Trump Announces ‘Horrible’ DOGE Discovery: 'What They Found Is Incredible'
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-announces-horrible-doge-discovery-what-they-found-is-incredible/ar-AA1Ci76e

... President Trump on DOGE:

“They found something today that is horrible. It is horrible. You will find out very soon. What they found is incredible."

...

[roscoeroscoe]

1. Lies and Nonsense Incoming - Operation Distraction

Same as it ever was

[Kingofalldems]

2. He plays this game on a regular basis.

[brush]

15. Yep, lying like a rug. If someting really horrible was found, he'd be broadcasting it.

[Jit423]

23. Would it be nasty to say DOGE found the pee-pee tape? nt

[cyclonefence]

3. Yeah, like all the "incredible" things

his investigators in Hawaii found out about Obama's birth certificate. Still waiting for that report.

[RoeVWade]

5. (More Bullshit) "like you've never seen before." The Doofus favorite expression.

nt*

[AltairIV]

4. Bullshit.

While they manufacture the evidence to back is breathless claim, I'll call bullshit now.

[musette_sf]

6. Incredible NOT CREDIBLE

[jalan48]

7. Of course they did, and it means extreme measures must be taken to fix it.

[FSogol]

8. You'll find out as soon as we make it up!

[2naSalit]

9. Bullshit.

[Autumn]

10. If trump opens his mouth you know that he pulled something out of his ass and he's lying.

That's what he does.

[Turbineguy]

11. Probably found somebody with a Chia Pet on their desk.

[dalton99a]

12. Photos of Elon Musk's failed penile implant

[Americanme]

13. Probably still trying to decide what they "found"

and manufacturing "proof".

[underpants]

14. What happened to the BIG visit to Fort Knox?

[haele]

16. He really means:

"What we told our AI to find was incomprehensibly horrible - and you just can't believe it"

Like: People on parental leave or deployed in the field are not answering their bullet point emails so obviously they don't exist.
Social Security numbers with multiple verification request files means hundreds of people are using the same social Security Number.
Federal Departments have DEI words in their titles, or their titles indicate they can cover a
hundreds of branches and divisions that are DEI...

The Government, under the guise of providing a Common Good for people in the USA, is riddled with "the cancer of Woke".

So his administration's mission is to get the US out of USA.

[eppur_se_muova]

17. "incredible" -- he should check the literal meaning of that word, but he won't.

Remember when his "investigators" traveled to Hawaii to check out Obama's birth certificate, and what they found was "unbelievable" ? Yeah, those words explain themselves. And read the whole history of Turnip's "birther" claims -- he keeps hearing stuff, and reading stuff, and finding stuff BUT -- never reveals any evidence at all.

https://www.cnn.com/2016/09/09/politics/donald-trump-birther/index.html

[tavernier]

18. I read that as:

No more Social Security.

[Johonny]

19. Pictures of him without his dentures, Im betting

[Ping Tung]

20. Will he need to call out his loyal J6 Presidential Guard?

[onethatcares]

21. must be the concept of a healthcare plan

hell, it's only been 2 weeks again

[DET]

22. I Know, I Know!

Aliens are collecting social security.

[scipan]

24. It's a distraction from the stock market plunge,

Especially for the media to take notice.

[Efilroft Sul]

25. OMG, they finally found the Russian asset in the White House!

[Scrivener7]

26. We'll find out just after infrastructure week.

[NCDem47]

27. FOX News can't ignore the market story any more.

Trump will give them something to fill the airways.

[dutch777]

28. A clown car of RW whackos running/ruining a major national government!?!?!

[louis-t]

29. Don't look over here cuz this is something you won't believe!!!

I'll tell you on Monday, after I play golf with the Saudis. All weekend. While stuffing my pockets full of cash. Shut up about the stock market. It's going great.

[republianmushroom]

30. Someone has spent more than 25 million in 10 weeks playing golf on the tax payer cuff.

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