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EYESORE 9001

(28,039 posts)
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:59 AM Apr 4

Has anyone sighted the muskrat these past couple of days?

A cursory glance at aggregated corporate media shows no public appearances, no manic two-inch leaps around the stage, no brandishing of ridiculously oversized motorized-with-razor-sharp-teeth phallic symbols, no heart-wrenching nazi gestures and shout-outs, no condescending commentary regarding his plans for everyone, no schmoozing with podcast dude bruhs.

Never in my life did I ponder that I would become engrossed with the doings and comings and goings of a fascist apartheid nepotism-baby, but here we are. Right now, it’s hard to shake my suspicion that he’s currently occupying a rubber room or getting hosed with cold water to ease the anguish he must be feeling right about now. With the best of medical resources at his disposal, I’m sure we’ll see a ‘chemically-enhanced’ version of the muskrat before long.

When the narcissist emerges from his bout with butthurt, we must remain vigilant. The presumed rift between billionaires should be viewed as a scripted pro wrestling stunt. Now he’s a ‘heel’, but he could emerge as a repackaged ‘baby face,’ to borrow the jargon. I can’t turn my back on a guy with a penchant for implanting devices in people’s brains. Sure, benefits will come, but it’s not much of a leap from enabling the blind to see or the deaf to hear to thought control. Personally, I don’t trust the fucker.

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Has anyone sighted the muskrat these past couple of days? (Original Post) EYESORE 9001 Apr 4 OP
Nope. He's been pretty invisible since the Wisconsin election shellacking. bearsfootball516 Apr 4 #1
Tar & feathers take some time to remove EYESORE 9001 Apr 4 #3
I wouldn't trust him to pick up my dog's shit. SheltieLover Apr 4 #2
I've been wondering what his version of flinging catsup bottles at walls is SheltieLover Apr 4 #4
Like I mentioned, I'm kinda fond of my 'cryotherapy' hypothesis EYESORE 9001 Apr 4 #6
It just bdamomma Apr 4 #8
fuck that Nazi Celerity Apr 4 #5
Fabulous T shirt malaise Apr 4 #15
He scurried away like the rat he is as soon as the Wisconsin results came in, lol ms liberty Apr 4 #7
He won't stay hidden long, he's a megalomaniac Walleye Apr 4 #9
;-{) Goonch Apr 4 #10
Fell into a k-hole? TommyT139 Apr 4 #11
His last picture. Emile Apr 4 #12
Dems followed sound advice malaise Apr 4 #13
He has the sads. Everybody is being a jerk to him. marble falls Apr 4 #14
He is busy changing the code at SSA. gab13by13 Apr 4 #16

SheltieLover

(66,127 posts)
4. I've been wondering what his version of flinging catsup bottles at walls is
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:04 AM
Apr 4

Sickenimg, no doubt.

Wailing in anguish because WI voters flipped him the bird?

EYESORE 9001

(28,039 posts)
6. Like I mentioned, I'm kinda fond of my 'cryotherapy' hypothesis
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:06 AM
Apr 4

Either water from a hose or ice baths. I’m good with either. Just desserts for the guy who enabled the world economy get waterboarded.

bdamomma

(67,935 posts)
8. It just
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:11 AM
Apr 4

shows everyone that people have POWER!!!!!! Let's use it.

HANDS OFF PROTESTS APRIL 5th around the country let's do this!!!!!!

https://handsoff2025.com/?SQF_SOURCE=thirdact

Walleye

(39,407 posts)
9. He won't stay hidden long, he's a megalomaniac
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:17 AM
Apr 4

It is interesting that we have two megalomaniacs in charge. They both think they run the world.

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