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highplainsdem

(55,294 posts)
Thu Apr 3, 2025, 09:15 PM Apr 3

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners (The Onion)

https://theonion.com/trump-informs-nation-they-better-start-liking-those-little-canned-wieners/

Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners...

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At press time, millions of Americans reportedly realized they could no longer afford the canned wieners.

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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners (The Onion) (Original Post) highplainsdem Apr 3 OP
I love The Onion johnnyfins Apr 3 #1
Stormy Daniels Traildogbob Apr 3 #2
I was thinking of a similar topic RainCaster Apr 3 #3

johnnyfins

(1,938 posts)
1. I love The Onion
Thu Apr 3, 2025, 09:20 PM
Apr 3

This hits the mark. We better like the taste of Vienna Sausages, because in year they will be a delicacy if this keeps up.

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